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Sometimes when I'm bored, I read yahoo answers. I have a signin name, naturally, and occasionally answer a multitude of questions that i'm highly qualified to answer. 

Your Passwords Are LAME

As my 4 readers are aware, I'm really damn good at guessing passwords (and memorizing numbers frontwards and backwards but I don't want to brag). It was like the gods on Olympus had already given away all their supernal gifts to the humans- mostly to Paris Hilton, cheerleaders, and twins, so they decided to give me one of the only gifts they had left: the Gift of Creepiness. 

As you can imagine, this gift comes with much responsibility. As a certified gifted creep, I feel it is my moral duty to inform you all that your passwords are really stupid. Within the last week, per the request of my friends, I have successfully guessed 3 separate passwords all within 10 minutes or less. I further explained how there is software that exists capable of recording your keystrokes and consequently, your passwords. 

As a courtesy to you I'd like to share some of the most common (read stupid) passwords. 

1. password

2. 1234

3. your name plus shift 1

4. your pets name

5. your highschool football number 

6. your birthdate

There are a lot more but i'm too lazy. Basically stop being predictable. Don't include personal names or dates and stop using the same passwords for EVERYTHING. 

Disclaimer: If you are a close friend with a predictable password, I have probably read the majority of your facebook messages and I'm embarrassed for you. 

10 Ways to Know You're Boring

1. You're an accountant. 

2. You're going to school to become an accountant. 

3. You want to be or already are a tax accountant. They are probably the worst kind of accountant.

4. It bothers you when people unintentionally steal one of your 500 office pens. 

5. You listen to the radio. 

6. You're always on time. 

7. You look down on people who are disorganized. 

8. Your favorite movie is a Bond movie. 

9. You have blonde hair. It's a fact that dark haired people are just feistier, better, and the most smartest. 

10. You enjoy going to the dentist. 

WTF WEDNESDAY

Naples is so hot right now. 

in all seriousness, educate yourself: 

wtf naples

HIIIIIII

To my devoted 0 fans, this beautiful hand is back to the keyboard.
Now if only going back to my old room were as easy as going back to blogging.

Wish(es): That Paint Would Cost Less

I will be brief: There is much speculation about the question of divinity within Mary Shelley's Frankenstein.
I know most of you don't care, I'm just trying to show you how brief works.